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Do Minute Ka Maun Un Sab Aashiqon Ke Liye
Jinka Patakha, Is Diwali, Kisi Aur Ne Baja Diya

Bunty Naha Kar Bathroom Se Nikal Raha Tha, To Ek Aunty Aayi,
Aunty : Oh, Kitna Bada Ho Gya Hai.
Bunty : Aapne Kab Dekha?
Aunty : Battmeej

Girl – Aap Bahut Acha Gaate Ho
Boy – Oh Sukriya, Maine Suna Hai Aap Bhi Acha Gaa Lete Ho
Girl – Voh To Main Bas Bathroom Singer Hun
Boy – To Fir Kabhi Bulao, Vahi Par Ikathe Mehfil Lagayenge

Boyfriend : Mujhe Tere Dil Mein Nahi Deemag Mein Jagah Chahiye.
Girfriend : Aisa Kyon?
Boyfriend : Dil Mein To Pehle Hi Bheed Jayda Hai Aur Deemag Tera Khaali Hai, Jitni Khali Jagah Utna Aaram.

Santa – Girlfriend Chhod Gayi Mujhe Kya Karu?
Banta – Chill Maar Bro …
Santa – Aur Dil Ke Zakhmo Ka Kya Karu?
Santa – 2 Dhakkan Dettol Pee Le Bhai…

Ramu Apni Rehdi Par Jalebiyan Bechne Ke Liye Jor- Jor Se Chilla Raha Tha,
Karele Le Lo, Karele! Karele Le Lo, Karele!
Customer – Per Ye To Jalebi Hai…
Raamu – Aaram Se Bol, Bhai Makhiyaan Aa Jayengi.


Pappu Daru Peekar Tala Kholne Lga Hath Kapne Ki Wajah Se Tala Nhi Khula.
Sahil. Mai Tala Khol Du ?
Pappu. Nahi Mai Khol Lunga Tu Ghar Ko Pakad Sala Bahut Hil Rha Hai

Do choohe ped per baithe thhe.. Neeche se ek haathi guzra.. Ek chooha hathi per gir gaya… Tabhi doosra chooha bola ”daba ke rakh saale ko” mein bhi aata hoon.


Ek Bar Ek Punjabi Kuye Mein Gir Gaya,
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Tabhi Ek Haryanvi Tau, Waha Se Gujra,
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Punjabi Ne Ander Se Aawaj Lagai, Help- Help!
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Haryanavi Tau Ne Pucha, “arey Kon Sai Bhai?”
Punjabi – Assi Han…
Hariyanvi – Bhai Ek- Do Ne To Kaadh Bhi Deta,
Assiyan Na Kon Kadhega? Padya Reh Bhitter…

Aaj Kaal Ve Gundey Banke Goli Maaran Ki Kavein Hai, Jo Bachpan Maanh,
Cooker Ki Siti Te Moot Jaya Karde The…

Ladka: I love you baby..

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Ladki: BossDK ab kis ka ghar Khali hai..??

Ladki 800 rupye wali Bra laayi or college me sabko t-shirt upar karke dikhane Lagi Sab ne kaha ‘Mast hai.. jordar hai..’ Ghar aayi Almari kholi aur behosh ho gayiKyun..????

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.Bra to Almari me hi thi..

Boy- Dadaji, ap kya padh rahe ho?

Dadaji- Beta Itihas

Boy- Ye to S3x ki kitab lagti he

Dadaji- abe BossDK! Mere liye to ab ye Itihas hi hai na ..!!

Ek aadmi marriage bureau me phone karke bolta hai

mere dono haath aur dono pair nahi hai. kya meri shadi ho sakti hai?

lady operater: ha ho sakti hai. lekin aapko wo to hai na?

Man: Haan! us se hi number dial kiya. 

Sunny Leone:- Doctor, aajkal bahut thakan mehsus hoti hai?
Lagta hai khoon kam ho gaya hai.

Doctor:- Periods ke waqt kitna loss hota hai..???

Sunny Leone (sochte hue):- Yehi Koi 40-50 lakh Ka ..

Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki Ki Freind Reqest Aai..
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Sala Khushi Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya..!!!

Ek american ne ek indian bache se poocha ..

Tum kitney saal ke ho?

Bachey ne jawab diya: ghar par 14,
school me 12, BUS me 10, Train me 7 aur..
FACEBOOK par 19 year ka hu ji.

Old Generation: Neki kar, Dariya mein daal
New Generation: Kuch bhi kar, Facebook &amp, Watsapp pe daal.

Do u know..?
Khaana saamne rakh kar bhi na khane wali,
Aur neend aate huye bhi na sone wali
beemari kaun si hai..?
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Yehi !!
Jo haath mein pakdi hui hai..!!

Maalkin: Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi aayi aur bataya bhi nahi?

Nokrani: Madam!!
maine to facebook pe status update kar diya tha ‘Going to gaaon for 3 days’
Sahab jee ne comment bhi kiya tha.. ‘Missing U gulabo’.