Best Whatsapp Status
Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.
I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’
If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
The road to success is always under construction.
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
Born to express not to impress.
Silent people have the loudest minds.
Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.
You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, It simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.
If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!
I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.
Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
I am not failed……My success is just postponed.
If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.
I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
I know i am something, Because god doesn’t create garbage.
If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!
When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.
Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
Nothing is over until you stop trying.
Person you love is 72.8% water.
I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
People say, you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important.
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
she’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”.
I drink to make other people interesting.
If at first, you don’t succeed..Keep flushing.
Save water drink beer.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in India.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.
If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!
Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.
There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
When there’s a will, I want to be in it.
Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..
Hey there whatsapp is using me.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!😜
“Success” all depends on the second letter.
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Time is precious, waste it wisely.
I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.
Marriage is a “workshop”, Where husband ‘works’ and wife ‘shops’.
After Tuesday, even the calender says “W T F”.
2 Things can change a women’s mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
SARCASM: Just one of the many services i offer.
Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see.
Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!
Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
Love is like a fart, If you have to force it, It’s probably a crap.
I have 2-3 real friends, the rest are just people i socialize with.
Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity.
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.
A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body.
Trying to understand you is like trying to smell the color 9.
“I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong.”
I stay up late every night and realize it’s a bad idea every morning.
The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry.
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
I’m not in a bad mood, Everyone is just annoying.
I don’t know what makes you so dumb, But it really works.
If you resolve to give up drinking, You don’t actually live longer, It’s just seems longer.
There’s always that one person, who takes a few minutes to get the joke.
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
You are as useless as the ‘AY’ in ‘Okay’.
Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder.
I don’t lie, I speak Fiction.
If i agreed with you, We’d both be wrong.
Trust in God, But lock your car.
Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering.
So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach.
I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
- A friend is one special person who can pull out a happy tear from your eye….
2. A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself…
3. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
4. A friend is someone who listens when you speak,
understands when you cry and guides you on your way.
5. Afriend is someone who smile when you smile, laugh when you laugh,
but hold your hand when you cry…
6. A friend is someone who understand your past, believes in your future,
and accepts you today just the way you are….
7. A good friend finds it harder to hold a pencil than to hold a grudge,,……
8. A good friend is a connection to life, A tie to past a road,
to future the key to sanity in a totally insane world…
9. A good way to differentiate love and friendship without you cannot live is love u must live,
I am with u is friendship…
10. A loving memory of your smiling face, a friend like you can never replace,
deep in my heart you will always stay, truly remembered ever…..
11. A loving smile and a heart of gold your dearest person this world can hold though
hear fails and life departs you will live as a friend forever in my heart…..
12. A poor man says work is life. A rich man says money is life. A lover says love is life,
but I say my idiot friends are my life….
13. A single rose can be my garden, a single friend is my world…..
14. A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down….
15. At the shrine of friendship never say die, let the wine of friendship never run dry….
16. Beware when you are judging you friends, for they may be judging you first….
17. Do you think, that anyone can live without friends? It is impossible.
18. Everything happens for a purpose our friendship was not an accident,
god wanted me to get the best but, unfortunately you got the best…..
19. Your father guides, Your mother cares, Your brother shares, Your sister loves…..
but a true friend does all. Be a true friend.
20. Your best friends are going to hurt you every once in a while,
you must forgive them for that.
21. Word of true friend: I would conquer the whole world with just one hand,
if you are holding the other hand.
22. When you quarrel with your best friend and tell I hate you.
You can hear their heart saying good joke.
When you tell them to leave me alone you can find near you.
23. When people see my messages, they think I m addicted to messaging.
They are wrong because they do not know that I am addicted, to my sweet friends.
24. When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm..
25. Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
26. Two things are important in our life, Friendship first one, you should make,
Second one you should keep.
27. Two of my friends were arguing as who is dear to me…I was smiling silently thinking of you.
28. True friends are the people who brighten your smile every time your with them…
29. True friends are never apart, Maybe in distance, but not in heart…
30. Tree is green ….see is blue…night is black….milk is white….friends are red….because…
my friends are my blood.
31. The single finger of friend that wipes out your tears during your failure…
is much better than the one finger which come together to clap for you….
32. The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you,
but again he is the only one who feels your pain…
33. The one and only time, I hated the word ‘f are I e and the s’….
is when she said let us be only ‘f are I e and the s’..
34. The greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree,
but in the hearts of t are you e f are I e and the s….
35. The day your f.r.i.e.n.d.s stop bringing their…
problems to you is the day you have lost command over their hearts…
36. The best mirror is an old friend…….
37. The best friends in life may not be always there when you want them
but are always there when you need them..
38. The best cosmetic for lips is truth, for the voice is prayers, for the eyes is pity,
for the hand is charity and for the life is friendship…
39. Square has 4 ends, Triangle has 3 ends line has to ends life has one end but friendship has no end….
40. Sound become music, movement becomes dance,
smile becomes laughter and life becomes celebration, when old friend keep in touch.
41. Somebody asked me to explain the relationship between you and me,
They expected the answer as, just friends.But I simply smiled and said.God’s gift.
42. Sign of a true friend he always see the pain behind your eyes at that time,,,,
when everyone says man yo smile a lot.
43. Read it carefully and get meaning…but minimum love is friendship.
But maximum friendship is love strange but true…
44. Our path may change as life goes along, but the bond between friends remains ever strong…
45. Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies….
46. One day I may die without saying good bye to you but
I will never forget to say thank you because you have given me one of loveliest friendship..
47. Never say happy when you are sad, never say you are fine when you are not fine,
Never say you feel bad,and never say your alone when I am there…
48. Never love a friend who hurts you,Never hurt a friend…
who loves you sacrifice everything for a friend who care for you…
49. Love is not made for lovers. It is also made 4 true friends.
A true friend can love more than a lover..
50. Love is small coin life is a big coin, lover is a sweet coin but friendship is gold coin…