Funny Status English

  1. Behind this smile is everything you will never understand.


2. If someone throws a stone at u, throw back flower at him,

said Gandhi ji …..but make sure u throw it without flowercase.


3. boys on a bike…police:-Triple riding is banned and you are sitting 4 how?

Boys shoked …looked back and said where is 5th…


4. 80% of boys have girlfriend…rest 20% are having brain.


5. A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people

what a Red Light on traffic signal has failed to do for long time……


6. A sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop….A lady customer asked: show me underwear…

Sardar with smile…..I have not worn today……


7. A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water……


8. Awesome ends with ME and ugly starts with YOU…..


9. Boy got a 0 in exam.His father asked him::: What is it…sOn replies….

Teacher does not have stars anymore that is why he gave the planet…..


10. Can I take ur picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters….


11. Can’t talk, telepathy only…


12. Do you ever just lies on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???


13. Do U want to go out with me? (A) YES (B) A (C) B.


14. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?


15. Doing nothing is very hard thing to do….you never know when to finish,,,…..


16. Don’t drink and park-accidents cause people….


17. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.


18. Eat….sleep……regret……repeat.


19. Etc= End of thinking capacity.


20. Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.


21. Every problem comes with a solution.If it does not have any solution,it,s a…………Girl.


22. S-T-U-D-Y= Singing, Tweeting, Unlimited, Texting, dreaming, Yawning.


23. Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water.After you get used to it ain’t so hot.


24. Girs are funny creatures.They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday..


25. God is really creative, I mean …just look at me.


26. Hey, you are reading my status again.


27. Hmmmm….Don’t copy my status.


28. I believe in hate first sight….


29. I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush….


30. I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.


31.I hate math but I love counting money…..


32. I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something….


33. I love buying new things but I hate spending money….


34. I love my job only when I am on vacation…


35. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak…


36. I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me alone….


37. I wish I have a friend like me…


38. I wonder if I have met the prison I’m going to marry.


39. I am jealous of my parents…I will never Have a kid as cool as theirs…


40. I am having an allergic reaction to the universe….


41. I am not arguing, I m simply tried to explaining why I m right.


42. I am not failed…my success is just postponed for some time….


43. I am not weird,I am limited edition….


44. If I get jealous then yes I really like you…


45. If I m weird with you. I like you.


46. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.


47. If you fall, I will be there.


48. Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.


49. Knowledge is like underwear, It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.


50. Life is short… while you still have teeth.